Archive for November 5th, 2007
Life backwards – I love the logic
Life would be much better lived backwards.
You’d start out dead and get it out of the way.
Then, wake up in an old peoples’ home feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You eat what you want, you party… and you get ready to start school.
You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then ………
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every day…
And then, you finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case.
What do u think?
5 comments November 5, 2007
Ek voel spesiaal
Baie dankie vir almal se gelukwensings… ek het so spesiaal gevoel gister, het so baie smse gekry, familie wat gebel het, veral aan my pa se kant.. het my net weereens laat besef, mens het nie baie geld, groot geskenke, of ‘n vreeslike “party” nodig om spesiaal te voel nie, net die wete dat daar mense is wat omgee, is genoeg. Ek was Saterdag toe by die Dr, dit was maaggriep, en hy het vir my Augmentim antibiotika, sulke massiewe pille, en kortisoon-pille panafcort en andolax spray voorgeskryf. So ek het teen Sondag baie beter gevoel. Ons het gepotjie, Johan se pa-hulle en my ma-hulle was daar, Calista het vir my blommetjies gepluk, Marko het vir my Happy Birthday to do, hehe, gesing, dit was so oulik. Man-lief het darem vir my fyn pienk blommetjies , in ‘n potjie, wat ek kan water gee en versorg, sodat hulle lekker lank kan hou, gekoop.
Baie dankie vir julle, elkeen van julle is vir my spesiaal en laat my so spesiaal voel…
7 comments November 5, 2007
